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hey tom southgate i love your hary legs mmm
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Southgate

The most hated man in world football, making England as boring as they had always been.
What's the fastest way out of Wembley? The Southgate.
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Long Southgate

Playing Trent Alexander Arnold in Central Midfield
Man, we're still suffering the effects of Long Southgate
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Southgate

Southgate: the last name of England's men's national football team manager Gareth Southgate. Commonly known for his unorthodox, and quite frankly, wasteful tactics and man-management of capable individuals.

To be a Southgate is to be passive, do things at half measures and irritate everybody around.
"Oh baby, why are you sticking only the tip inside me? Don't be a Southgate!"
"Bin Laden and Southgate are both terrorists, but the difference is that Bin Laden took both towers down, while Southgate would get one then fall back."
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Southgate

A man of limited ability enjoying inexplicable good fortune.
"He's had a right Southgate there...!"
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Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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