Soulja Boy 

noun

There are 9 possible definitions of this word. Those are listed below:

1. a person who makes song in 15 minutes and thinks it's cool
2. a person who can't understand that such songs are shitty
3. an undercover agent sent by goverment to kill hip hop
4. a person which reportedly has lack of brain cells, as seen in his songs that lack good lyrics
5. a person who thinks yelling words such as "yaaaah! "oooooh" "meeeeee" and "boooooooo" are hard work
6. a person who cannot see well, and thus buys clothes bigger than himself (possible reason for not seeing well is having his name written on his glasses)
7. 17-year old boy who acts like he has 5 years
8. an idiot
9. a person with large number of fans (see Soulja Boy's fans for exact definition) who just like to dance, and that's all they do.

*Soulja Boy: Watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman that hoe, now watch me youuuuuu youuuu meeeeeeee buhhhhuhhuuuuuuu hrmzafuiztedcftg

Ice-T: Eat a dick. you single-handedly killed hip hop.

*Soulja boy: Ice-T is old.

Ice-T: Soulja boy is garbage.

*Soulja Boy: iDance, iDance, iRomp, iJean iWhatthefuck and then iYoutube.

* - quotes marked with * are an axample of things that mentally retarded person says.

Soulja Boy by Mutko August 14, 2008

soulja boy’d 

When you can’t crank that Soulja boy, so the world cranks you

I heard Phil got Soulja boy’d last night!

soulja boy’d by Iheartchickennugs May 1, 2019

Soulja Boy 

A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs

Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...

Soulja Boy by Flippydaslasher December 9, 2007

soulja boy 

a faggot who cannot rap for shit honestly a fucking 3 year old baby could come up with the following lyrics:
chorus
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)

verse
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat (OH!)
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

chorus
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

verse
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

chorus(again)
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
This is just a perfect example of why southern rap sucks!!
oh yea and if this faggot wants to know wut a real soulja boy is..then ship him off to iraq please
this faggot has no respect for woman either and yet teenage girls love him
souljaboy is not black..he is a nigger theres a difference
he also has no respect for woman

Man1:Omg have u heard that new song Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
Man2:Nah wanna play it for me?
Man1:Sure
CD Player:soulja boy off in dis ho(x infinity)
*Man 2 shoots himself in the head for having to listen to that retarded shit*

soulja boy by iPopThizz December 9, 2008

soulja boy 

The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music.

"Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..."

What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.

soulja boy by NickWKO March 24, 2008

Soulja Boy 

A monkey-faced ugly kid. A disgrace to music. Symbolizes everything wrong with the world right now. Lives with his parents in a rich neighbourhood.

Playa 1: That soulja boy be a lameass nigga dawg.
Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg
Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy
Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg

Soulja Boy by InSpectah DecK February 16, 2009

soulja boy 

One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.

FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--

ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.

FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?

ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.

soulja boy by Chuck Laurence December 27, 2007