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Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.
"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."
by Anhedonis October 13, 2011
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Sootsexual

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It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.
Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.
by Samxboo April 2, 2022
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Sososexual

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A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.
Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."
by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012
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soupsexual

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A person whom is utterly in love with soup and puts soup before their friends and family. They may even get turned on when they smell or see soup. Some people will go as far as fucking the soup
Look at him devouring that soup with such intensity and pleasure. That guy must be "soupsexual"
by 12twelve12 September 24, 2017
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Scoobsexual

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A person who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, or Marmaduke.
Person 1: I'm coming out as scoobsexual, and I'm not a mistake.
Person 2: understandable. I'd like to tear up Marmaduke's ass tenderly as well, mah boi.
by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018
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Soulsexual

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Soulsexual is when your romantically and sexually attracted to the person Soulツ#1542
Instinct: Im so Soulsexual
Storm: Same tbh
by SoilSoul May 26, 2021
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