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bonsai sandals

an advertisement found often on urban dictionary. you may see it right now. they are comfy. and for men and women apparently.
by Fraser_the_Lumberjack November 21, 2007
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golden sandals

When a chick is giving a blow job she starts urinating on your feet.
"Dude, i was getting head from some chick and all of a sudden she starting giving me golden sandals!"
by bradog August 25, 2006
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man-sandals

Warm weather footwear constructed of wide straps that do not cover the entire foot and are to be worn by men. Typically worn with straps that are retained at the ankle as well as the toes of the foot. These can be constructed of leather or fabric and must be of pronounced masculinity in appearance. These sandals can be worn as dress, casual, or active wear. Not to be confused with non-manly, light colored, open healed flip-flop type sandals or narrow strapped high-heeled sandals for women.
I was thinking of getting a pair of man-sandals, but I don't know, they still sound sort of gay. But then I saw my friend's Tivas, and knew I had to get a pair. Other examples are those worn by the ancient Greek men.
by Edo1 July 30, 2008
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lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
by That Slothman August 7, 2010
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white sandals

People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life

AKA: Captain save a hoe
Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't
by Say_Stasia January 18, 2018
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turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008
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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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