Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014

Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.

"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"

by ExtremelyWhiteMan October 23, 2014

somalian

They are the greatest people alive. not like those filthy pikeys, we have great jobs. Regarded by other people as 'don'

Person A: am i in heaven?
person B: No your with the somalians

by THEDON123 December 10, 2010

somalian

black person who rides with crews and h8's any1 but their own crew

by steve loka July 12, 2003

Somalian Raqaki

The act of going on a pirate ship then fucking a girl in the ass and as you cum sink the pirate ship.

Me and Riley did a Somalian Raqaki and it was the best experience of my life.

by BurntNoodleWeeabooGuy October 26, 2017

Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019