The brave paper bag that protects your
hand from the icy cold 40 ounces of
beer attempting to freeze itself to your
skin.
1.)
Jason's counter top was littered with the tattered remnants of many dead soldiers, but his hands and bottles escaped unharmed.
2.) The liquor store clerk tried to send me into battle unprotected, but I quickly snatched a spare soldier and wrapped my
Mickey's up nice and
tight, living to drink and fight another day.