Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

Sahil

The name of a badass otaku. Legend has it that his ever shining wisdom gives mangaka their plot ideas.

The author of Code Geass definitely got some Sahil within him.

by SquadFam January 19, 2018

Sahil

One of the most handsome guy u could date if u have a guy name sahil as a frnd date him he is best guy to date

Sahil

by King Fernandes August 6, 2021

Sahil

someone to make you smile

he's sahil

by junebug;) May 4, 2009

caca shilanga

Something written in brown sharpie on an abandoned house wall and discovered back in 2014

little sister: "dude look over here!"
me: "what the fuck is caca shilanga???"
**Google's caca shilanga but finds nothing

by nibbleonmypickle March 26, 2018

shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Shilan

1) A kurdish word for an orangey coloured stone.

2) A beautiful girl who is also very seductive

1) That bracelet is encrusted with shilan's.

2) DAMN i want to tap that Shilan

by andkla;jfsd July 20, 2010