Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.

Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.

by admiral milligan November 17, 2010

suffer porn

The suffering and agony of characters in books, TV series, movies, etc. Usually tragedy happens to the main character of a story, causing the viewer/reader to continuously be entertained by the protagonist's pain and suffering.

"Tokyo Ghoul is my suffer porn."

"Harry potter just turns into suffer porn near the end of the series."

"Quentin Tarintino knows how to make great suffer-porn."

by Mosry March 5, 2017

the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch

you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.

by Kuges June 28, 2006

gold sniffer

Someone who is a gold digger but only wants the money or gold so she can sniff it. Usually has noticable traces of gold on her nose.

Look at Rianna's nose, i ain't saying she a gold sniffer, but she ain't messin with no broke n*ggas

by Sneakybeaver69 April 11, 2017

Snuffeling

The act of going to 'De Snuffel' in Bruges and getting pissdrunk, telling alot of shameful secrets (mostly about sex).

21-22: Happy Hour

Nerynck: 'Wanna go Snuffeling tonight?'
Cornelis: 'FUCK YEAH BITCH!'

by HSK'er March 5, 2011

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019