Shoemaker

A short guy who works out but he is missing a chromosome

Man that guy over there is a shoemaker

by Flexseal November 6, 2018

shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.

Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!

by Fer Serial January 11, 2008

snowflaker

a preppy, spiky haired, boy who constantly looks in the mirror in order to make sure he looks good; a pretty boy

Did you see that guy just stare at himself in the mirror?
Yea, what a snowflaker.

by Orangejello Lewis November 8, 2009

snowmageddon

an extremely violent snowstorm, one that prohibits travel, cancels classes, shuts down airports, and doesn't allow you to step outside your front door

It's not raining men, it's just snowmageddon!

No, it's not just snowing outside, we've been caught inside snowmageddon.

I could make it to the movie if snowmageddon wasn't turning my house into a private island!

by dinkyandboomer March 12, 2010

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011

Shoemaker

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".

Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.

by Mustang01 March 2, 2017

snowcake

Verb.
1. When someone cums (snows) on your cake.

Noun.

1. When you give them a HUGE load.
2. An object covered with cum.

Damnnnn Daniel! Das a HUGE snowcake!
Did you hear? Patrick snowcaked at Arthur's 18th birthday party!

Look at that snowcake.
I love snowcaking!

by patsnowcakeart August 15, 2016