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snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.
Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021
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ball snorkelling

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.
I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.
by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016
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bush snorkeling

When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush
by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017
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Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole
No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage
by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021
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Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022
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Snorkeling

The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.
The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.
by Taff Davies March 3, 2010
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Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.
Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.
by Nizzleson February 20, 2010
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