snooter pooter

The act of having flatuence out of your vagina and fecal matter follows

Look at Megan, she often snooter pooters, and thinks I don't hear it.

by Jeofferythegiraffe September 25, 2016

Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.

That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.

by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008

bj snooter

while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose

"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."

by YosefStalin October 16, 2009

Snooter Trail

The drippings from a vagina left on furniture, the floor, or other people as a woman walks or runs away. A Snooter Trail may consist of semen, blood, menstrual fluid, urine, etc.

I creampied my girlfriend and she left a long snooter trail between the bedroom and bathroom.

Nikki sat on my lap during the concert and left a snooter trail on my pants after she got up.

by Vulgar Voyages May 13, 2018

seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.

My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!

by jimmie j October 24, 2008

Snooter

A non-official term from the game of cricket referring to a bowler's delivery that completely bamboozles a batsman, and usually results in a wicket

"Warnie bowled him with a snooter".

by RJA1234 October 9, 2006

Cum Snooter

The act of inhaling semen via nostrel from the tip of a penis or from another surface.

Bro, I thought she was going to let me finish on her face, but instead she did a cum snooter!!

by NewTestamentEnglish December 3, 2018