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Snide Rump

Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.
by R Wilson December 11, 2011
mugGet the Snide Rumpmug.

dark snide

when someone rejects, neglects or leaves you for something stupid. influenced by dark snide (FAG)
twitchen004 pulled a dark snide on me for farming!
by aashay February 16, 2008
mugGet the dark snidemug.

uber-snide

Something or someone that doesnt deserve a second look
wow, you mum is uber-snide in the sack
by liam byrom October 1, 2003
mugGet the uber-snidemug.

Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
mugGet the Snide Face Syndromemug.

Snide

Someone how is 2 faced and bitchy or called Millie , liv and Izzy
“You see that girl? She’s sooo snide no wonder she’s called Millie.”
by Fffshhhehe November 11, 2020
mugGet the Snidemug.

Snide

Snide is North East slang for Fake. Often referring to fake clothes, friends and sh
He has a snide gucci belt!
by Loading........... February 18, 2019
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snide swipe

When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"
That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "
by Architextual January 19, 2025
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