sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.

This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'

by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004

skezza magillacutty

This would be the all-time top rank for skeezers, ones who have reached a new level of skank hood

So Gumby fucked that skezza magillacutty over there.

by TheShultz January 24, 2004

Snezzed

when multiple orgasms occur

i just snezzed all up on my dog yo

by Jawndice nigga October 17, 2008

snizzard

a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
©Huber 2011

I hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don't have school tomorrow.

by playwickian2011 January 12, 2011

Scezza

Scezza is a nickname for Scerri. A last name with Italian decent. Scezza's have amazing eyes and can be shy at first, but when you get to know them, they just wont shut up. They typically have a very large, hairy penis. It takes time for Scezza to find a girl due to his awkwardness and social anxiety. He has a loving heart and will make any girl feel special. They often get very defensive over jokes and take things to heart very easily. But at the end of the day, everybody loves Scezza, even if we take the piss out of them, we still love Scezza very much.

"Look at that sexy Scezza!!!"

by Peter Shwan April 21, 2018

Snezz

To ejaculate onto, to orgasm into/on.
The act of snezzing.

"I snezzed in my bed last night, it was hot."
"I snezzed in my brothers mouth"

by BasilID starts with M. March 1, 2009

Spezza

A name and an adjective used to define performance. To be a choke artist during clutch time.
To not perform to your potential regardless of the fact that you're supposed to be super talented.
The adjective derives from the NHL player Jason Spezza (19) of the Ottawa Senators who was completely shut down and was not able to take his game to the next level.

Jason spezza'd in the 2007 NHL playoffs.
Lebron spezza'd in the 2007 NBA finals
The Vancouver Canucks spezza'd in the 2007 Playoffs

by xvietbbboix October 21, 2007