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Sneaker Party

When a group of people beat down an individual as a group. Mostly kicking the person. Thus the name Sneaker party.
That wanna be tough guy came to our neighborhood talking shit so we gave him a sneaker party as a parting gift.
by DemmyMack413 January 19, 2011
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sneaker-upper

The person, the object of a joke or crticism, who happens to overhear or watch while she's being made fun of or criticised by someone who is unaware of this person's, the object's, presence.

A term attributed to Jim Downy of SNL by Tina Fey in her book Bossypants.
The boss was a sneaker-upper standing behind Shiftless while the latter was doing an impression of the former telling everyone to "save money by transcribing invoices instead of wasting money on photocopies."
by harmess drudge June 5, 2011
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sneaker whore

Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.
Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!
by Dashmatticks January 6, 2008
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Sneaker Pimp

(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.
A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.
by ubermudskipper March 9, 2010
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sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.
He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!
by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006
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sneaker sex

When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.
I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?
by The Josh Man July 19, 2004
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Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".
Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.
by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011
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