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Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.
Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!
by amazing-hair January 20, 2011
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sargoogletastic

Sarcasim backhanded
u know what Sarcasim is u know what Google is u know what fantastic is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

just put them all together and u get sargoogletastic
by nikolas.whitaker09@gmail.com December 31, 2019
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snago

a sweat who plays fortnite all day and has not seen grass. can get very angry sometimes, and does not like it when people say "can you revive me."
a: your a snago.
b: imma go cry now.
by santiago_bad March 22, 2022
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Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.
Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.
by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008
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Snargly

Perplexing and unexplained
This snargly datapoint is throwing off the whole experiment.
by Kstarsmiles January 15, 2008
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Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.
The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.
by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011
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snarge

The bloody goo that results from a bird/plane collision.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages from around the country, each containing tissue swabs of snarge for DNA analysis to identify the species of bird. The bird/plane collision data is used to improve aviation safety by having flight plans that are less likely to encounter birds and by engineering more bird-resistant planes. For example, jet engines must now be able to withstand the ingestion of an 8-pound waterfowl without failing (this is tested in the lab by firing a chicken from a cannon at point-blank range).
Hey man, you got some snarge in your teeth.
by Joel Meulenberg September 30, 2005
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