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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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shakesperiod

when a woman is going through pre menstrual agony such that she behaves like a character of one of Shakespeare's tragic plays.
My chick is eating copious amounts of ice cream and hot rocks from the fireplace, I suspect she is having a Shakesperiod.
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Shakesperience

An experience of, or relating to William Shakespeare.
While reading Julius Caesar I had a shakesperience.
by Dewwor March 27, 2015
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snapsterbate

When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.
"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"
by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016
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Shadester

A term to describe a shady person.
shadester a shady person
by LlamaLoverASF May 10, 2018
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#snakeseason

A period of time where being a snake and an asshole is ok and it doesn't matter if ppl hates you for it
It's #snakeseason all year folks!
by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 29, 2018
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snackster

A person who eats a lot of snack. Always calling out for snacks and not a full meal.
You see that girl?
Yes.
She's a real snackster.
by KrisPwnr December 29, 2018
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