smartard

someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.

“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay”

by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019

snarftard

To laugh at something silly while sneezing and farting

John is a snarftard. He was laughing at my joke while sneezing and farting so therefore he is a snarftard.

by Humbl3.mind3d November 24, 2020

Surptard

A diptard only magnified

“Look at conner over there licking the ground.”
“He’s such a surptard”

by Kellykilly May 29, 2022

surptard

Synonym: diptard, slurptard
A less offensive form of retard or a conjunction or stupid and retard

Person 1 “Look at conner over there licking the curb”
Person 2“ damn he’s such a surptard”

by Kellykilly May 29, 2022

slurtard

The most harmful and known discordian ever.

Slurtard gonna harm u cuz hes harmful bru. He biscuit btw.

by slurtard October 29, 2025