Smithey

An amazing group of people commonly found in rural or wooded areas.

The Smitheys are amazing people.

The Smithey sexually healed the starving, horny girl.

by Moarte_in_Extaz February 5, 2010

Smithers

A kiss-ass, employee who brown-noses the boss. Named after Waylon Smithers on the Simpsons.

Sebastien bought our boss an expensive Christmas present again this year. What a Smithers!

by JoelR July 8, 2010

Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

smithed

Neo, after being shot numerous times.

Neo thought he was cool until he got smithed.

by Xirzec September 10, 2003

Smithed

To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.

Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!

by Orangello346 April 8, 2009

shitheel

A lazy person. Someone who wouldn't expend the energy to wipe the shit they stepped in off their shoes. Someone who would shit in bed and kick it out with their feet.

Bill never has any money. He doesn't work, and sits around all day watching TV and eating potato chips, he's a real shitheel.

by Alistair Finch May 31, 2006

Smithed

When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.

"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*

EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"

*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.

by RenoBlack September 13, 2005