smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

Smiget

(Also spelled "Smigit") Derogatory word for a person of middle-class and white in appearance, typically male. Suggests that that person is bound to head nowhere in life. Someone who is content with mediocrity.

Don't listen to that smiget, he hasn't done any of that stuff

by A. Wells October 26, 2010

Smigger

African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)

"Smigette" = Village Whore

by kris December 6, 2004

snigget

A wrinkle in your sock that can cause blisters.

I need to take off my shoe to remove a snigget.

by Dave the Chimp May 29, 2011

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010