smelleport

describes the action of a fart when it follows the person from whom it came, usually because it is trapped in his/her clothing

Even though I farted in the other room, it stinks in here because my fart smelleported.

by giant dork March 16, 2010

jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019

Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

smellershot

a pairing between Smellerbee and Longshot on the Nickolodeon show Avatar the Last Airbender.

I entirely support Smellershot.

by Yue April 18, 2007

Shellie

Someone with eyes so blue it is as if gravity no longer applies and you are swimming in the sky. Someone whose heart is so big you feel as if you are the most important person in the world. Someone whose kiss is so sweet it is as exciting as the a first and as tender as a last. Someone who smells so sensational you are instantly addicted to her fragrance. Someone whose embrace is so comfortable you immediately lose all awareness of your surroundings. Someone with a legs are so fine all you can think is what they would be like around you. Someone with a smile is so bright that pierces the darkest cloud warming you with its brilliant rays. Someone who is so beautiful in all she says and does that her memory never fades.

The mere thought of Shellie transformed the coldest concrete car garage into a bit of heaven.

To experience Shellie albeit for a short time is to experience something never forgotten.

by Banker Boy February 4, 2010

turd smeller

A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.

I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.

by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005

Smelling what I'm stepping in

"are you understanding what I'm saying?"
A slightly earthier term used to confirm understanding between people.

Synonym to Picking up what you're laying down;dig it;catch my drift

Person A:You get me? You catch my drift? You picking up what I'm laying down?
Person B: What?
Person A: (after some thinking) You smelling what I'm stepping in?
Person B; Oh yeah! Totally.

by Xector December 28, 2009