Smeatledick

small girthy dick

that man has a smeatledick

by thatguyOP123 May 3, 2022

Smeagle

Verb: The action of taking something precious from someone through dubious means of acquisition.

Person 1: Why did Stacy not receive any alimony checks after her divorce? She has two kids and was cheated on!

Person 2: Her husband was a finance bro. He really smeagled Stacy in the divorce mediation process.

by ChildOfDivorce August 31, 2022

Smeagldorf

An insult, usually to describe a person as a mix between Smeagol and Ganondorf .

"That man is a smeagldorf!"

"You look like a smeagldorf."

by Based Cringe June 20, 2023

Smeegledorf

To be proven wrong about a generalization, or hyperbole.

"There's a definition for every combination of letters. Everything is a word."
"What about Smeegledorf?"
"Ah phooey, I've been Smeegledorfed."

by Spark-E August 6, 2023

Smegledike

Bulldike that smells like urine and fish.
See smegma in urban dictionary.

Damn it Suzy!!! I smell fish, are you hiding that Smegledike in the closet?

by justin case 4u October 31, 2023