Smashterbating

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024

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SmashCake

SmashCake aka "Smashy" or "SingularDrift" is a wonder to the natural evolution because he evolved into a Pinguin even though he was born as an Axolotl. His charm and charismatic skills are based on his encouragement to sing Karaoke songs from the "Yakuza" videogame series. This has led to a thriving development to become a real Superstar! As a conclusion he formed the SmashCake Fanclub which marks the biggest achievement of his career. He's soon starting with his world-tour all around the globe, inaugurating it in the German city of Cologne. He also has overthrown multiple goverments.

I love my wife but SmashCake is better!

SmashCake is not a big fan of the goverment 30:30

by Fettarsch August 18, 2024

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Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

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