Smalltalkaphobia

noun
an abnormal or pathological fear of small talk.

I don't have a boyfriend, but I have mace and smalltalkaphobia. BACK UP!!

Ask him about the weather and he will evaporate. He has smalltalkaphobia!

He's always late because he runs on CP time, but he leaves early because he has smalltalkaphobia.

by #Tahj January 19, 2014

Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th

Bully your smallest friend day

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

Smallstones

One who thinks highly of himself when obviously he is not. He may also try to fit in and fail.

Wow look at that smallstones i wish i was him... Oh wait NOPE!

by C Phibs May 28, 2010

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

smallest object in the world

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina

Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”

by BBBelga101 June 15, 2020

SmallestIQ

The best player to ever exist, SmallestIQ is known for his skills in merking Minecraft children with whiteout and destroying noobs who pay for stupid ass cheats. His penis is huge.

Person 1: I just got quickied by smallestiq
Person 2: Sorry, but SmallestIQ is the best, even spooksters like sab1n get beamed by him

by 1337hackerman189284 May 16, 2021

Smallshaw

Saqib Mahmood CC from the WeCricket Discord. Scouser. No longer Labour Party supporter.

Sam Smallshaw

by Lector Hegge CC May 31, 2021