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Slurie

Simply the combination of both the "lowie" and the "slut", attractive only for sex and thus simply whorelike.
Essentially a code word for males to use in the presents of such persons who fit the above description, so as to keep them unawares.
The SLU comes from the word slut. And the similarity of the word to slurpie is due to the commonality that both slurpies and sluries are so sweet.
"Slurpies are sweet and so is that slurie"
"Wow look at that slurie go"
"How much you think that slurie is?"
"I sure would like to taste that slurie"
by Sharkhead December 14, 2006
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Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.
Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.
by James Hess March 30, 2008
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A gang of teenage girls who live in the inner city suburbs of Adelaide, South Australia.
Jane: I went out with the Slurries last night.
by Adelaide Slurrie March 2, 2009
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dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.
by Wipe Me May 9, 2006
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Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana
Patricia is a slurpie
by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019
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slurvice

Getting sloppily serviced in an unreputable location
That dirty bitch gave me some slurvice in the waffle house men's room.
by TheTruthMyNigga August 3, 2023
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Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
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