SLOW

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

by tele April 20, 2005

slow

Not fast (yeah I know thats a pathetic definition)

See also AOL, telstra, Canadian and George Bush

This Internet connections is as slow as a Canadian Mountie

by Manboy March 29, 2003

slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

that’s slow

That is not a move. unlikely something is gonna happen

Boy: yo shorty, can I get your number

Girl: that’s slow

by Nash/4 lyfe November 30, 2019

slow for that

It's not going to happen; I/we ain't gonna do it; I ain't with it; Not doing something for or with somebody due to circumstances

Boy: Yo bro, we out to the store
Friend: How much you gonna give me ?
Boy: Seventy five cents
Friend: Slow for that

by Erectile_Function December 28, 2014

SLOW

"Smoking lofts of weed"

Dumbass: Dam foo, you fucken slow!
Me: Yeah! 😁
Dumbass:???
Me: Smoking lots of weed!!!😂

by BenitoCamelos October 17, 2018

slowness

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

by Nameless July 22, 2003