sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.

That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.

by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011

Slothalothaphobia

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo

'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'

by Sloth guy December 23, 2012

Slotcher

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

slot

slang used in the British armed forces meaning to kill or shoot

Soldier 1: Christ that was bad, that wanker nearly slotted me!
soldier 2: aye, well if i see him again ill slot the bastard for sure.

by Sparticus_5995 March 25, 2008

Insert tab A into slot B

code name for nailing

Dude: You know what babe, I could go for a great romp session right now...

Girl: Not tonight Im tired.

Dude: Well then, do you think that when we wake up, we could "insert tab A into slot B"?

Girl: Why dont you start with the cereal box first...

by Joeybats December 10, 2009

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010