Sloppy Joe

Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.

"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."

by The One And Only Artful Dodger May 09, 2010

Sloppy Joe

A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.

I gave that girl a nasty sloppy joe last night.

by Dc_for_3 November 04, 2009

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

Sloppy Joe

Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.

Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.

by hamtojam December 07, 2011

Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

by thescooter0808 January 02, 2015

Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010