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Slob on my knob

1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face
by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012
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Slobone

A person that keeps poor hygiene and/or messy living quarters.
When kate heard Mike bragging about how he showers once every two weeks, she knew right then, and there, that Mike was, in fact, a slobone.
by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014
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Slobbertooth

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.
1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"
by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007
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Bobber Slobber

The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.
Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.
“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021
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Slobochop

A variation of the popular robot dance. It is a slow and very intense version of the robot; Slow+Robot+Hand Chopping = Slobochop. A common and popular dance rising in the East Bay Area, CA.
Dude: "Sandra, what kind of dance is that? It looks like the robot, but it is super intense and amazing?!"
Sandra: "I am doing the Slobochop Dude, RIP Artax, aka the horse from Never Ending story"
Dude: "Ah-mazing!"
by SeePh0r December 20, 2010
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Slobb

In US Gang terminology: A term of disrespect towards an opposing gang. In particular, Blood set.
"Yo, you see all that fool down tha street wearing red? He's a slobb fo sho."
by xFish of Fishx November 26, 2013
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