Sloan

funny, popular, kind girly girl. Sloans love having fun. They love hanging out with friends and party all night long. You should be friends with Sloans because they are loyal, entertaining, and most sloans are really cute!!!

You should be friends with her because she is a Sloan!!

by yoyo12333333333333333333333333 May 5, 2011

sloane

A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine

typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."

by amberbamber September 12, 2005

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 15, 2008

The Sloan Circuit

This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy

"This party is dull"

"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"

by I63 May 26, 2014

Sloan

Hottest frickin chick ever!!! Very funny, much laugh, and won't hesitate to drop you if you're acting like a BITCH!!! Is loyal though, don't forget that. Is very smart for no reason and is really cool for no reason and all your friends will like her better because she's just that cool and she is just cooler than everybody so you have no option but to look up to her.

Guy 1: "Wow Sloan is so smokin' I wonder if I could pick her up ;)"
Guy 2: "No way man, I heard she was hecka gay"
Girl 1: "That's right, I heard she's pickin' up chicks everywhere she goes!"

by breanna sandwich April 25, 2020

Sloane Ranger

The term "Sloane Ranger" (often pluralised to just Sloanes) refers to the lifestyle of upper-middle class young women living in West London. It was coined by British author Peter York in his book the Official Sloane Ranger Handbook (co-authored with Ann Barr). The term combines "Sloane Square" (an area of London where these women would typically live or hang out) with "Lone Ranger." The term is now applied to men as well as women. Beware: it can be used as a slur.

The archetypal Sloane Ranger was Lady Diana Spencer before her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales.

by Cary Granite October 6, 2005

Sloan Village

AKA The Sloan Slums, borders the city of Buffalo and is the home of the rap group Affiliation. If your not from Sloan, your all alone. It is known for it's many parties in places like the Sloan Resevoir, and for it's meats; at Camillo's.

What you know 'bout the Sloan Village?

by Sloan Slumlord September 23, 2007