A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.
Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."
by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022
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Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?
Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.
::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::
Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.
::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::
by dark289 April 13, 2009
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by Opinion010 March 15, 2022
Get the Slecker mug.For a SubGenius, Slack can be anything you get or enjoy out of life that you don't have to work for or pay for , an approach where one stops trying to make things happen or exert control, and instead simply "allows" or "lets" favorable events to occur. Everyone is born with Original Slack, an ideosyncratic harmony with the flow of life which the unwitting Conspiracy of Normality is unceasingly trying to trick us into giving up, often as a Con-job in exchange for False Slack (anything you're sold or conned into that you have to work for or pay for, or the obligation of working or paying for it).
I just had a the most Slack-filled (week/day/hour) -- everything just fell into place and "accidentally" went my way, and I didn't have to lift a finger or pay even one red cent to make it happen that way. Hell, I even found a $20 bill, so I'm money ahead! Talk about SLACK...
by Monseignore Laszlo, SubGothius May 7, 2004
Get the Slack mug.The most common characteristics of a Shleck;
1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.
1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.
Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
by Fat Indian July 18, 2011
Get the Shleck mug.A word that one says when they are in beef with someoneelse, meaning for them to relax, chill, step back or shut up when in a feud.
by pridefm December 24, 2004
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"Verily I say unto thee that unto thee who haveth Slack more Slack shall be given, but whoever so should lack Slack shall lose even that." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
by Pope Breakfast April 5, 2003
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