A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.
Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting
Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek
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