Is the lowest form of trailer park Slut out there. Most likely has a hang down an infested with gonorrhea
by Rischard October 28, 2017
Get the skoozie doozie mug.Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.
Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.
by Jeff and John June 3, 2005
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by Shitington September 22, 2020
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The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.
The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.
"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."
by XxRedxX March 14, 2023
Get the skoomadiving mug.1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.
2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.
2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.
by Jeff and John June 7, 2005
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