skoozie doozie

Is the lowest form of trailer park Slut out there. Most likely has a hang down an infested with gonorrhea

There is a skoozie doozie down by the 7/11 looking to get her furburger filled with baby gravy

by Rischard October 28, 2017

skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

Skooma

Slang term for the word meth.

Yager, bejorn, stagdancer, and lando having alot of fun cooking up the skooma for the emperors.

by Chefwolfie March 12, 2021

Skoozie

A girl who only likes big dick and won’t even take an average size dick let alone below average

Guy: do u wanna fuck
Girl: if your dick was bigger
Guy: what but it’s average

Girl: exactly

Guy: your a skoozie

by Shitington September 22, 2020

Spooza

A Wetherspoons pizza 🍕

Spoons + pizza = spooza

(Wetherspoons is a chain of UK pubs)

Let’s go get a spooza.

by Twiiigs December 17, 2019

skoomadiving

Verb

The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.

"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."

by XxRedxX March 14, 2023

skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 7, 2005