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Skeety Gonzales

1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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skeezybucketnut

1. A skanky or sleezy woman lacking sexual morals.
2. Having a loose or overly spacious vagina.
After I hollered at a skeezybucketnut, she immediately came up to my room where she proceeded to smile like a doughnut.
by Joe, Nic, Les, Dan, Nate April 24, 2006
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Skeevy

adj. Sleazy, disgusting, distasteful, shady, gross, creepy, icky. This slang word was popular in Brooklyn, NY, USA in the 1950's and 1960's. It comes from the Italian word Schifo; meaning, 'disgust'.

The word also came from a twitter message written by New Kids on the Block member, Jonathan Knight, on July 11th, 2009 around 9:45 AM, EST as a reply to "jordan_doll" who seemed to have doubted the existence of this word in the vernacular. Little did "jordan_doll" know, that indeed, Jonathan was right, as it IS a word with a real definition, and a very old history of it as well! :D
@JonathanRKnight said: "Hotel beds are skeevy... in Vegas the skeevyiest of all! Trying to sleep, but keep thinking I'm lying on a protein sponge!"

@Jordan_doll inadvertently used the conjugated form of the word "skeevy" in his reply to Jonathan, when he said: "Skeevyist?!? *looks in dictionary* nope can't find it"
by PaoMiami July 11, 2009
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skeezy

a mix of sketchy and sleezy
He kept repeating that nothing happened when it did, he's hellof skeezy.
by paella December 28, 2005
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skeevy (also 'skeavy')

gross, making you cringe or your skin crawl; often implies sexual deviance; more offensive than 'sleazy' also see "skeeve" (verb)
"The skeevy man on the train kept winking at the young woman next to him."
or
"I feel sorry for strippers, they have to put up with all those skeevy guys who want to rub up against them."
by puma-cat July 23, 2005
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Skeemin' on cheeks

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009
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skeeyee

a word popularized by st louis female rapper sexyy red
red: girl you see that fine ass nigga over there ?

friend: yeah bitch lets go holla at him rq

red: SKEEYEE
by skeeyee June 9, 2023
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