Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

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Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

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skiffers

Plural Noun. Extremely small testicles. Related to the nifkin.

Those tiny skiffers are a great match for your nifkin.

by gzill December 19, 2003

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skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

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Skeffery

Skeffery: Two book caractors (Skye and Jeffery) from The Penderwick book series, that deserve to be together. Therefore, they get the ship name of: *drumroll* SKEFFERY!!!

"I'm exited about the new Penderwicks book because I ship Skeffery!"

by The-Bomb-Dot-Com December 29, 2017

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