sizzurp

A ghetto drink made by 14 Street Enterprises...comprised of 1 part Jägermeister and 1 part Red Drink (substitute red cool-aid if need be)

As Flex walked into the cottage JZ asked him if he would like a shot of sizzurp.

by T-Mac28 August 12, 2008

butterscotch sizzurp

the residue that builds up around a girls anus when she is getting buttfucked.

that bitch had half a gallon of butterscotch sizzurp on her ass when i finished buttfucking her!

by kelsonic247 October 4, 2018

Sizzurp chugger

A sizzurp chugger is one who chugs the lean even though he knows what happened to big moe back in ‘07. He knows that it’s impossible for sizzurp to survive in an environment that’s not a styrofoam cup and the proper amount of jolly ranchers needed in the codeine . He’s a big barre baby and a purple drank master. But the lean will inevitably take his life as it’s prophesied in moeilations 1:11.

(Ryan and Hayden visit tommys grave after his death and talk to him through a ouija board)

Ryan: yo my dawg Tommy what’s up my boy I saw you trying to chug that sizzurp

Tommy: yes because I didn’t listen to Moeilations 1:11 “thou that chugs thy sizzurp will experience more then the expected mild euphoria, thou shall experience death”

Hayden: Tommy you were such a sizzurp chugger! I’m happy you’re dead

Tommy: please forgive me so that my soul can rest in peace, I only have more day till I’m sent till he’ll for all of eternity unless I’m forgiven

Hayden: No

Ryan: come on Hayden he deserves forgiveness he’s knows he did wrong and paid the price

Hayden: No he’s a Sizzurp chugger he deserves eternal suffering

Ryan: yeah you prob right let’s go

Tommy: I am a baby

(Hayden and Ryan consume the proper amount of purple drank for the rest of their long, happy lives while tommy is sent to hell to suffer for all eternity)

by Hot dog tommy October 23, 2022

Japanese sizzurp

The usual mixture of sprite, cough syrup, and a Jolly rancher, but served with a Pocky garnish.

sippin' on Japanese sizzurp

by JumpinJacx June 5, 2015

sizzurp (Danish Variety)

In Denmark, a package of Fisherman's Friend or similar cough drops are allowed to dissolve in Vodka (flavored varieties are acceptable).
Drunk in shots.
When time is short, the ingredients can be blended to hasten diffusion.
Man that clears the nose.

Sizzurp Shots.

by pokey March 4, 2004

sizzurp hot toddy

tea, honey, lemon, whiskey and promethazine with codeine

"I was feeling sick today so I made myself a sizzurp hot toddy."

"Why am I using detox tea in my sizzurp hot toddy?"

by jellyfish_ass March 30, 2013

twizzin' dat sizzurp

When you drink your sizzurp with a twizzler like it is a straw. It is also a nice addition if you do not have a jolly rancher to add to the sizzurp.

"Yo man after twizzin' dat sizzurp I feel like bumpin' downtown and pumpin' fools."

by Biddy Rizzle aka. Gangsta Prime May 4, 2008