The Sizzler

Noun: The act of placing the famous candy, Pop Rocks in a women's vagina after she has become wet.

-"Dude! I was doing my girlfriend and eating pop rocks at the same time, and when i was finished, she was so wet that I decided to pour some in her vagina!"
-"Man!! Thats called the sizzler!"

by sim0nvr6 March 26, 2009

The Sizzler

When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.

Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead

Moses: can I get Adam's number?

by wckdflcn March 12, 2014

sizzler

a day during which the weather is excessively hot

It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.

by Light Joker June 5, 2007

sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

Indian Sizzler

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.

"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"

by Imgoingtohell March 27, 2007

Shanghai Sizzler

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.

He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.

by Skylar Merris April 14, 2003