shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

Situationship

A situationship is when two people aren’t together they’re just having sexual intercourse but doesn’t like when the other talks to anyone else

We’re not in a relationship we’re in a situationship

by ChardaeK November 22, 2021

situationship

A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.

Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.

by Xoinx February 18, 2009

Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.

Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!

by Meka B April 3, 2015

Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other

The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in

by Felonlove November 26, 2020

Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022

situationship

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.

Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea

by amour.princess July 23, 2019