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shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011
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sal tlay ka siti

"Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.
Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.
by Vennn July 25, 2011
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Sitting on a cigar

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
by Chipf70 March 11, 2012
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Sithis

Sithis (also known as Padomay) is a deity, representative of emptiness and the void. He is worshipped by the Dark Brotherhood. Used to represent him symbolically is a skull, as nothing really comes close to representing the true emptiness of the dread father.
"Hmm... That's like telling you about the cold of space, or terror of midnight. Sithis is all those things. He is... the Void."
by Clean Job Granny December 26, 2013
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Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.
Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.
by kreegan July 25, 2011
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bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."
"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."
by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008
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sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.
By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
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