A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.
She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.
by Sisemen June 1, 2017
by Does Ben March 9, 2021
An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.
by Rolly polly panda March 15, 2020
A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.
by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020
A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)
"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"
by Rainbowwolfy June 18, 2017
A new breed of dog.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
by Professor Kiwi February 21, 2016