for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols
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Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
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