Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

simeon

the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.

{problem creator}Simeon

by number1source September 25, 2011

simeon

(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo

'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'

by ducklesss:D August 22, 2011

Simeon

Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming

Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?

Guy B- How?

Guy A- Suck a Cock

Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon

by gokwannnnny October 14, 2011

Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 January 1, 2012

Simeon

The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.

That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!

by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 19, 2011