simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Significant mother

When a man (often those in the fuckboy category) relies on their girlfriend (significant other) as if they are a parent or guardian; treating your girlfriend like your mother.

Bruh! Don't trip bout that money. His significant mother gets paid Friday, and she'll put him together..

by Clint Beastwood and Baby D February 7, 2018

simonisthebest

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

significant frother

A combination of "significant other" and "friends." First known use on June 24, 2011 by howaboutwe... writer Scott Alden.

1. A close friend who appears to be a significant other to those who do not know the subjects.

2. A friend with whom you do not have sex or date, but whoever you do have sex with or date is unwarrantably jealous of.

1. A: "Are those two dating?"
B: "No, they're just significant frothers."

2. Steve dumped Julie because he always got jealous when she would mention her significant frother.

by Aelus June 29, 2011

Simoni

Says smh way too much. Sooper smort, always the mom of the group, doesn't want to be a bad girl, hates the use of the r word. Is simped on by the Comrades, friend shhreya super cringe, apparently she hates this guy named like akash or smtn. Destroys every guy that ever liked her. Helps others before she helps herself, also she doesn't like this girl i don't remember her name but it was something along the lines of brown chick or something. This fucker named indo or smtn has a crush on her.

Simoni: hate and depression are strong words.
Simoni: people have insecurities

by definerboi March 11, 2021