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shitties

when you eat some mf Taco Bell and instantly explosively shit yourself
yeah brodie I had one of those bean burritos from taco bell... gave me the fuckin shitties man
by GlizzyBopper69 March 28, 2021
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shitties

shark titties, of the anthropomorphic sort. can be used for other anthropomorphic fish interchangeably (less common)
person: nice shitties you got :3
great white shark: glubglubglub *mauls person to death*
by existential can it run crysis September 20, 2022
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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
I got the freshman shitties BAD.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
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Pissy Shitties

When you add coke at the movie theatre to your popcorn. It s called a pissy shitty, due to the consistency.
I make pissy shitties at the movie theatre for maximum flavor.
by Physicsclubbbb August 31, 2022
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Shitties

Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.
"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
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whip shitties

"Whipping shitties" is the act of (mostly male) juvenile automobile drivers whom think it's cool to leave tire tracks from performing what is known as "Doughnuts".

However, juveniles being the most common perpetrators, it is known that grown men (with small penises) have exhibited the same child-like behavior.

"Whipping Shitties" is quite common in upper-Midwestern areas, where back country/county roads are a prime location to perform the act, without getting caught by local law enforcement. It is also hypothesized, that the act is performed in these remote areas, because rednecks and white trash in those areas simply have nothing better to do (notwithstanding sheep).
"Hey dude, atfer I whip shitties on CR-2 (county road 2) tonight, check out my marks."
by Spelunkster September 16, 2008
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shitties

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by Sir David "Brown" Brunton in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.
"Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie."
by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005
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