Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

government shutdown

When a bunch of inbred ivy leaguers forget that their job is to run a country and maintain stability and think that anyone actually gives a shit about their infantile sound and fury over budget cuts which will have about as much effect on the national debt as taking a piss in the ocean.

As any four-year-old knows, 99% of national spending goes to the military, social security and other pensions, but we had a government shutdown because the House couldn't come to a compromise about the other 1%.

by mps310 April 25, 2011

Shitdown

shitdown shit-douhn
- noun

Virtually known as a piece of shit electronic's last dying beep. Any device could be symptomatic if it is beyond all fucking repair.

shit down
- transitive verb

To experience utter farking failure in an electronic apparatus.

Noun:
Omgawd my computer totally just experienced a massive shitdown, fuck a bitch!

Verb:
My piece of shit Mitsubishi just shit down in a Hooters parking lot. If it had done so next to a Taco Cabana, all of the parts would've been stolen and I wouldn't have had to pay to have it towed to a fucking junkyard!

by dgills June 1, 2010

Love Shotdown

When someone you love dose not love you back or hates you.

"hi i just wanted you to know i love you"
"wat ewww your gross ill never love you"
"what wroung" "i just got love shotdown"

by girlygirl1 March 12, 2009

Liquid Sitdowns

The act of destroying a toilet with your recum usually leaving you sore, red and disorientated. This can sometimes be a result of IBS, Indian food etc

Xanthe had the worst liquid sitdowns after last night, she sounded like she was dying

by Farkuss October 13, 2010

cerebral shutdown

Often associated with benge drinking when the afflicted has drank alcoholic beverages to the point where memory of events are erased forever.

Steve had drank an 18 pack of beer and two bottles of NyQuil when cerebral shutdown finally set in.

by xpumpman February 20, 2011

company shutdown

When your company shuts down for holiday break and you use that time away to talk shit about the coworkers on your team.. work group chats should have zero activity from charger & Giants fans, and all women.

Yo Randy, since our company shutdown is this week, we should sync back up in a few weeks once I get used to not hearing from the team!

by Patriot BDC -BDP April 5, 2016