by cmlyiknetl March 10, 2004
Get the shurl mug.The act of inserting your testicles along with your penis in a woman's vagina and having intercourse. Fucking a woman with your balls. I imagine you can do this anally as well (an with a man), but that should have another name.
His cock wasn't big enough to satisfly her so he inserted his balls and started shurgging the hell out of her.
by TwigAndBerries January 23, 2006
Get the Shurgging mug.The national sport of Kazakhstan, its when you take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.
by larijose August 25, 2009
Get the Shurig mug.inserting your testicles, and sometimes penis as well, into someone. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.
he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?
his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?
i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?
i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
by newyorktopfloor July 2, 2012
Get the shurgging mug.A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.
Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.
Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?
Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?
Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
by bestofud October 18, 2012
Get the Shurmuring mug.A really funny girl who eats candy canes all th time. Boys always want her. She has the best hair and outfits. She can cook like a goddess. She can afford every Gucci item there is ever.
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