Shmucklehead

The combination of the words shmuck and knucklehead.

"I can't believe Derek spilled water on his lap!"
"I know, what a shmucklehead!"

by Patrick J. Butler January 3, 2015

suckle

a nonsexual blowjob. common in people who have The Depression and find sucking on things soothing. kinda like oral fixation but with dick, i guess.

i was feeling pretty numb yesterday so my bf let me suckle.

by //lee// November 6, 2018

sucklers

A fantastic set of large, moderately drooping breasts that begged to be sucked untilthey turn purple.

Jenny has the nicest set of sucklers I've seen. I wish I was her baby.

by Danny SS September 1, 2005

Moon snuckle

When taking a shit, and a turd is dropped into the water, and the water proceeds to splash up and onto the person's ass or ass hole

Dude1: god damnit!
Dude2: what's wrong?
Dude1: I was just pinching a loaf and I got moon snuckled again! My ass is still wet!

by The moon snuckle September 21, 2013

Salisbury Suckle

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”

Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!

by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022

fame suckler

A person who’s always looking to catch fame. They do this by leeching off of celebrities and other people well known by the public.

jagger is such a fame suckler, all he does is try to get noticed by celebrities

by dinomiIk July 2, 2022

Shnuckle

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.

"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."

by The Normandy February 6, 2012