1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
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by Jim Thicky February 19, 2021
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If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
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Get the corn shucker mug.The literal devil incarnate shaped like a cute bid. this bird is the literal devil as it captures its prey at impales them alive and leaves them to die then rips them apart so it can eat them easier. Shrikes are literal devils.
Person 1: hi like my lizard?
Person 2 Yea it looks cute!
Shrike: ooooh that looks yummy i should steal it, impale it, rips its corps into peaces and eat it in front of its owner, maybe i will even drop some of its blood on them.
Person 2 Yea it looks cute!
Shrike: ooooh that looks yummy i should steal it, impale it, rips its corps into peaces and eat it in front of its owner, maybe i will even drop some of its blood on them.
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