Sheenery

Used to describe anything absurd and nonsensical.

Derived from the surname Sheen.

absolute Sheenery: "I'm tired of pretending that I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

by laaarousse March 22, 2011

Sheen Shine

Sweat incurred around the face from excessive intoxication from drug and/or alcohol consumption. Usually occurs around the forehead and upper lip areas and should not be confused with sweating from prolonged exercise.

Named after the man the legend, Charlie Sheen.

Friend 1: That girl by the pool table had smoked way too much man.

Friend 2: Yeah, she had a proper Sheen Shine going on.

by jman100 & mjmb September 1, 2011

Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Gnarly Sheen

A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.

It's a Gnarly Sheen blizzard outside.

I took a crazy fall on the mountain today. It was Gnarly Sheen

by Abraham Bacon Von Mazeltov October 23, 2011

Charlie Sheening

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.

"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"

by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.

by zn-1 September 20, 2011

Sheenis Envy

A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.

Trolls such as Chuck Lorre suffer from Sheenis Envy

by SheenisEnvydotcom March 28, 2011