Shanae is a beautiful girl who attracts most guys. She's the perfect amount of sass and is very funny. She is fun to be around and likes to hang out. But she is very confused about her love life, she's not sure what love is yet. If you meet a Shanae it's hard not to like her, she's a one in a million girl, so If you meet her don't let her go.
Shanae is so beautiful.
by Friend_to_all April 20, 2018
Get the Shanae mug.A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
by alvit May 17, 2009
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To be suspended in the NHL by the new head disciplinarian, VP of Hockey Operations, Brendan Shanahan.
James Wisniewski: "awww man, I was just suspended for eight games for hitting Cal in the head..."
Jeff Carter: "DAMMMMMMNNNN. You were just Shanabanned!!!"
Jeff Carter: "DAMMMMMMNNNN. You were just Shanabanned!!!"
by HACK14124124214 September 28, 2011
Get the Shanabanned mug.Latin-Hymn To Satan. Also the title of a song by the symphonic black metal band Emperor off their 1993 album, "In The Nightside Eclipse".
Nu-metal kid-whatcha listening to?
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
by DeathToJesus March 2, 2010
Get the Inno A Satana mug.An Atheistic group with the goal of fighting for religious freedom by ensuring the government doesn't give special treatment to one religion over another. Despite what the name implies, they do not worship, much less believe in, Satan. They merely view Satan as a symbol of the opposition.
They are very progressive in their ideology and value compassion and reason over doctrine. They do not believe in anything supernatural.
Tenets:
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
They are very progressive in their ideology and value compassion and reason over doctrine. They do not believe in anything supernatural.
Tenets:
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
As a member of The Satanic Temple, I believe we should be compassionate to others and help those in need without expecting anything in return.
by ZenB22 December 23, 2019
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Get the satan's foot mug.FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")
Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017
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