shitiom

A word used to describe a word or phrase that is shit.

Joe keeps saying YOLO, what a shitiom.

Just Sayin', that's a real shitiom.

by Xziz December 2, 2019

Shitism

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

shitious

The feeling of not feeling so good. Feeling shitty but with a more sophisticated expression.

After eating that McDirty Burger, Tom is feeling quite shitious.

by Paul H. January 5, 2009

shitizzle

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo

driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!

by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

Shitification

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.

Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.

by sjg428 March 9, 2017

shriix

A big, bulky-cocked male.

Oh shit, this guy has to be a shriix!

by nq11 January 5, 2021